Saturday, August 9, 2014

19 Of The Most Outrageous Sex Positions

This is an amusing look at some of the craziest sexual positions in the Kama Sutra. Don’t try this at home. No wait…. Do try this at home and let us know how you pulled it off.

The Y – Curve

The-Y-curve
Difficulty rating 8/10 – Pure core….

The Gallery

The-Galley
Difficulty 7/10 – The Gallery

The G Force

The-G-Force
Difficulty 6/10 – Depending on size of the woman

The Stairway To Heaven

The-Stairway-to-heaven
Difficulty 6/10 – Due to soreness of knees

The Triumph Arch

The-Triumph-Arch
Difficulty 10/10 – If there is a woman out there that can bend like that let us know.

The Ape

the-ape
Difficulty 8/10 – This looks dangerous, for penis breaking reasons alone.

The Backwards Slide

The-Backwards-Slide
Difficulty 9/10 – The sheer level of stamina required on the woman’s part is awe inspiring.

The Deckchair

The-Deckchair
Difficulty 5/10 – She looks like she is sleeping… Please make sure she isn’t.

The Dolphin

The-Dolphin
Difficulty 6/10 – Neck exercises would be a good thing for women to start doing.

The Plow

The-Plow
Difficulty 10/10 – It’s so ridiculous it looks made up, but she looks quite relaxed doesn’t she?

The Suspended Scissors

The-Suspended-Scissors
Difficulty 11/10 – These all seem to be a lot easier for men don’t they?

The London Bridge

The-Bridge
10/10 – This just physically isn’t possible, this time the girl gets the armchair ride.

The Clasp

The-Clasp
Difficulty – Depends on the size of the woman really doesn’t it?

The Sphinx

The-Sphinx
Difficulty – See how long you and your partner can last doing this and then rate it.

The Kriss Kross

The-Criss-Cross
Difficulty 6/10 – Just screams married couple to me, oh wait, they wouldn’t be having sex would they?

The Indian Headstand

The-Indian-Headstand
Difficulty 8/10 – Looks like a wheelbarrow doesn’t it.

The Peg

The-Peg
Difficulty – Not that hard but I dunno it looks a bit shit to be honest.

The Waterfall

The-Waterfall
Difficulty 7/10 – Chronic arthritis soon follows

The Propeller

The-Propeller
Difficulty 1000/10 – If you can insert a P into a V from that angle I’ll personally give you a medal

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